Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, September 29, 2014

Once upon a time

We had software projects which could be saved into 3½-inch floppy disks.

We could copy compact discs from one to another  by paying 10$ in 1999.





Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Methodologies for Development by using Hibernate Framework:-)

Many different ways can be available for starting to the Hibernate.

#1 Copy Paste Developer's Approach

Search on the net & get code samples. 

#2 Asking

Asking friends who are already know the Hibernate. Learn what it is. Go to Way#1

#3 Ask Google

Search on the Google. According to result, start with the videos and continue with books,blogs, pdf, ppts, forums...

#4  hibernate.org 

Go to web site, learn what the library supports then go to #3


What is your favorite?





Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Sometimes :P

Sometimes; you assume it is friday, but it is wednesday.

Sometimes; you assume it is wednesday, but it is friday.

Sometimes; Deadline of task ends on Monday(Soft Friday), not Friday.

Sometimes; You deploy new application to the local web server and it couldn't be deployed; you read framework's book etc etc; so ; reason of problem is because of wrong folder's name, not framework.

Lastly,
If you work abroad, most of the mistakes happened because of Country's national character set.


update:
Sometimes happiness is seeing "build successfully" words on the console :-) at the beginning of tomorrow 

What is yours?

Saturday, December 7, 2013

2013 Exception Awards for ThreadsAndLocks

Category: The Best Known

Nominates:


1. ClassDefNotFoundException
2. NullPointerException
3. RuntimeException

Winner: NullPointerException                                                                                     
Category: Common Used

1. RuntimeException
2. Custom Exceptions
3. Exception

Winner: Custom Exceptions


Category: Sometimes Happen and passes with retry :P
1.  TypeNotPresentExceptionProxy
2.  IOException
3.  MalformedURLException

Winner: IOException

My Note 2 Sweet! Exceptions: 

Please dont be angry, i think Exception is Exception :), You're all from same family :) and all are same for me. 
Please only stay at the source code and  never be at runtime :-)


Nice Site:

http://www.javacodegeeks.com/2013/07/java-exception-handling-tutorial-with-examples-and-best-practices.html




Friday, May 11, 2012

Pithy Software Engineering Quotes


Thanks to  Larry Bernstein, i learned the following quotes:
Documentation is a love letter that you write to your future
self.” Damian Conway

Programmers are the tools for converting caffeine into code.”
Unknown

Theoretically, software is the only component that can be
perfect, and this should always be our starting point.” Jesse
Poore

The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.
Roy Carls

Give the laziest man the hardest job, he'll find the easiest way of
getting it done.- Anton Martin Sorenson -


source: http://www.acm.org/ :-)

Monday, April 25, 2011

Nothing Found!

I love this words "Nothing Found!", when i scan my personal computer for virus scanning.

Sometimes this words never be attractive for instance if you are looking for a file in your pc or search something on the internet.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

if Shakespeare had been a programmer

SONNET '\0'

Let me not to the release of true compilers
Admit impediments. Code is not code
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed line
That looks on OSs and is never compiled;
It is the star to every operating system,
Whose worth's unknown, although own source be open.
Code's not Time's fool, though pattern used lines and comments
Within own flow comes:
Code alters not with own brief hours and weeks in runtime,
But hears even to the uncountable numbers of core dump.
If this be error and upon me tested,
I never writ, nor no code ever compiled.