We had software projects which could be saved into 3½-inch floppy disks.
We could copy compact discs from one to another by paying 10$ in 1999.
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Monday, September 29, 2014
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Methodologies for Development by using Hibernate Framework:-)
Many different ways can be available for starting to the Hibernate.
#1 Copy Paste Developer's Approach
Search on the net & get code samples.
#2 Asking
Asking friends who are already know the Hibernate. Learn what it is. Go to Way#1
#3 Ask Google
Search on the Google. According to result, start with the videos and continue with books,blogs, pdf, ppts, forums...
#4 hibernate.org
Go to web site, learn what the library supports then go to #3
What is your favorite?
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Sometimes :P
Sometimes; you assume it is friday, but it is wednesday.Sometimes; you assume it is wednesday, but it is friday.
Sometimes; Deadline of task ends on Monday(Soft Friday), not Friday.
Sometimes; You deploy new application to the local web server and it couldn't be deployed; you read framework's book etc etc; so ; reason of problem is because of wrong folder's name, not framework.
Lastly,
If you work abroad, most of the mistakes happened because of Country's national character set.
update:
Sometimes happiness is seeing "build successfully" words on the console :-) at the beginning of tomorrow
What is yours?
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Monday, December 23, 2013
Watchlist Fun and learn
BSD is ..?
Song of the day :P
Why Scala?
Saturday, December 7, 2013
2013 Exception Awards for ThreadsAndLocks
Category: The Best Known
Nominates:
1. ClassDefNotFoundException
2. NullPointerException
3. RuntimeException
Winner: NullPointerException
Category: Common Used
1. RuntimeException
2. Custom Exceptions
3. Exception
Winner: Custom Exceptions
Category: Sometimes Happen and passes with retry :P
1. TypeNotPresentExceptionProxy
2. IOException
3. MalformedURLException
Winner: IOException
My Note 2 Sweet! Exceptions:
Please dont be angry, i think Exception is Exception :), You're all from same family :) and all are same for me.
Please only stay at the source code and never be at runtime :-)
Nice Site:
http://www.javacodegeeks.com/2013/07/java-exception-handling-tutorial-with-examples-and-best-practices.html
Nominates:
1. ClassDefNotFoundException
2. NullPointerException
3. RuntimeException
Winner: NullPointerException
Category: Common Used
1. RuntimeException
2. Custom Exceptions
3. Exception
Winner: Custom Exceptions
Category: Sometimes Happen and passes with retry :P
1. TypeNotPresentExceptionProxy
2. IOException
3. MalformedURLException
Winner: IOException
My Note 2 Sweet! Exceptions:
Please dont be angry, i think Exception is Exception :), You're all from same family :) and all are same for me.
Please only stay at the source code and never be at runtime :-)
Nice Site:
http://www.javacodegeeks.com/2013/07/java-exception-handling-tutorial-with-examples-and-best-practices.html
Friday, May 11, 2012
Pithy Software Engineering Quotes
Thanks to Larry Bernstein, i learned the following quotes:
“Documentation is a love letter that you write to your future
self.” – Damian Conway
“Programmers are the tools for converting caffeine into code.” –
Unknown
“Theoretically, software is the only component that can be
perfect, and this should always be our starting point.” – Jesse
Poore
“The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.”
– Roy Carls
“Give the laziest man the hardest job, he'll find the easiest way of
getting it done.” - Anton Martin Sorenson -
source: http://www.acm.org/ :-)
Monday, April 25, 2011
Nothing Found!
I love this words "Nothing Found!", when i scan my personal computer for virus scanning.
Sometimes this words never be attractive for instance if you are looking for a file in your pc or search something on the internet.
Sometimes this words never be attractive for instance if you are looking for a file in your pc or search something on the internet.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
if Shakespeare had been a programmer
SONNET '\0'
Let me not to the release of true compilers
Admit impediments. Code is not code
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed line
That looks on OSs and is never compiled;
It is the star to every operating system,
Whose worth's unknown, although own source be open.
Code's not Time's fool, though pattern used lines and comments
Within own flow comes:
Code alters not with own brief hours and weeks in runtime,
But hears even to the uncountable numbers of core dump.
If this be error and upon me tested,
I never writ, nor no code ever compiled.
Let me not to the release of true compilers
Admit impediments. Code is not code
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed line
That looks on OSs and is never compiled;
It is the star to every operating system,
Whose worth's unknown, although own source be open.
Code's not Time's fool, though pattern used lines and comments
Within own flow comes:
Code alters not with own brief hours and weeks in runtime,
But hears even to the uncountable numbers of core dump.
If this be error and upon me tested,
I never writ, nor no code ever compiled.
